The alliance between Catistan and Catraq has hit a slight bump as General Zelda cuts into General Mowgli's supply lines! General Mowgli has petitioned the human occupation for aid, and, in return, has promised to cede all future claims of the Chair Territory to the human occupation (provided he is allowed occasional visits to the Chair Territory).
In an effort to keep General Zelda out of General Mowgli's supply lines, two new weapons have been introduced: the AK27 Assault Bottle and the Bubble Bombs. Both weapons are guaranteed to send General Zelda fleeing from the battlefield.
General Zelda was unavailable for comment.
"We are pleased," claims General Mowgli, "at the human occupations efforts to protect our supply lines. As long as General Zelda is taking what is not rightfully hers, we will remain united with the human occupation."
However, sources close to the two generals reveal that General Mowgli has also been very aggressively attacking General Zelda's treat supplies. Whether this is in retaliation or pure and simple greed remains to be seen. The human occupation is taking a neutral stance on the treat issue. According to one delegate, "If General Zelda wants her share of treats so badly, then she'll need to eat them faster. General Mowgli is like a feline vacuum, so by the time he has finished off his entire treat supply, General Zelda is still on the first treat! If the situation escalates, however, we will step in."
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