eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew eew !!! I HATE roaches! I don't care if they're plastic... I can't stand them!

Bella's telling me to tell you what happened the other night while iI was on the phone with her. She'd post it, but she says I write better and type faster, and she doesn't want to kick me off the comp. hehe

Ok, so the other night Bella was at work and gave me call to vent, cuz a bartended called in and totally messed up her night. I was talking to her, trying to cheer her up when I see Hector stalking something in the hallway. then he rears up and runs away and I see this HUGE palo verde beetle in the corner. For those of you who dont know, a palo verde beetle is this GIANT black bug with huge feelers. Definitely not one you want to step on.

So anyway, I start freaking out.
JC- "ohmygodohmygodohmygod!"
Bella - "what what what?? what's going on???"
J - "abugabugabugabug!!"
B - What kinda bug?
J - dunno... HUGE bug! Big bug!! oh my god it's coming for me!
B - grab the broom, kill it and sweep it out the door.
J - Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!
B - what's the matter?
J - It's gonna get me!
**THWACK!**
it's not dying!
***THWACK THWACK THWACK!***
Aaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
It's not dying!
**THWACK THWACK!**
oh my god oh my god it's on the broom!
getitoffgetitoffgetitoff!
B - is it dead?
J - **battle cry!** ***THWACK THWACK THWACK!*** No! It's not dying! It keeps coming after me!!

Bella of course is laughing hysterically on the other end. I then proceed to scream, and alternate hitting the bug while sweeping it towards the door, and taking pot shots at the dogs to keep them away from the bug.

I cheered Bella up tho. She felt much better after talking to me.