Hey, Herc,

Be careful holding in a good barf like that - you could blow your brains out. And doin' it in the tub - Wow! That must have earned you treats for a week.

I prefer the instant attention you get from doing a really nice cookie toss in the house.
And if you have to do it at night and can't wake your Human up for the actual event, be certain to stage it directly between the bed and the bathroom - so he'll be sure to notice it first thing in the AM. Nothing more satisfying than hearing your name (rather than the Kat's) ringing throughout the house at the crack of dawn . /s/ Cinder