Second Annual California BBQ-July

[Randi]

Originally posted by gini

Poll: How many Pet Talkers does it take to make breakfast for Richard?

Here's an educated guess:

2 to drag him out from under the table
1 to pour a bucket of icecold water in his face (to make sure he's awake!)
1 to make the coffee + toast - does he deserve that?
1 to make him a portion of porridge - he deserves that!

Any more more suggestions?

Btw, did I hear this right? One was sober! Was it Rascal??