All I have to say is...I can NOT believe this thread! I am just rolling my eyes. (probably not for the reasons you think, so don't take that offensively) I have decided not to join in, (anymore) it is pointless. (IMO)

All I have to say is.

1) Don't tell lies.
2) Don't contribute to pet overpopulation
3) Try to tell us the situation and we'll try to understand.

...I think that's all.