Originally posted by Phred:


Wow!
And you Gurlz have the nerve to call us guyz *male chauvinists*! Smokey sez he's gonna tell Sandy Klawz whut you sed, Miz Zippy!:
See, my dad's a stationery engineer, so we knew that coal was valuable. If we were misbehaving, we were told we'd get driveway rocks in our stockings, not coal!

Besides, girls, burning coal is usually pretty sotty, and the animals wouldn't like that!

And besides, nodoy said anything about Santa's bottom being fat, it's his tummy that "shook when he laughed, like a bowl full of jelly. Just proves, folks that Santa and his reindeer represent BOTH genders, and we should ALL be good and nice to each other. 'Specially cause my driveways paved now, and I don't need any more driveway rocks!

On Dasher, on Dancer ...