HAPPY HAPPY BIRRRRFFFFFDAY BOB!!!
You are the love of my life and I wish I could be there to give you some very special belly rubs, and I would play with you all day long and we could go for a car ride and go to the park and get more burgers and ice cream.

Then again, it would be too hard for me to take you back home so I'll just send slobbery kisses to you sweetheart.

KISS KISS KISS KISS LICK LICK LICK LICK LICK