Awww, poor Boomer. You need to eat your cruncies to get all svelte and handsome (well, you're already handsome) so the girl kitties will be standing in line for you! I'll make sure they dont ring that nasty doorbell when they come calling though.


Allen here. Boomer, don't you know that dry food is YUMMY? Meowmie tries to give me that wet food and I won't take it! I swear she has some poison hidden in it! She can't fool me!