LOL! I'm sorry, but I was laughing when I read through that.

We have pretty bad neighbors too. One of them is a family with 823753746 million people living in one house [I'm serious, it's THAT many]. They even converted their garage into a bedroom. My dad said the next time he sees someone sleeping in there, he's going to call them on it. It's just unsanitary. The kids look over the wall of our backyard EVERY frikkin day, just to taunt and torment the dogs. Molly will start barking at them, and then they would say "Shut up, dog!" Idiots. Oh, and they also kept Chickens and a Rooster a few months ago, and we had to call animal control.. they were keeping them for their eggs, and the Rooster crowed at 4AM every d@mn day. We live in the CITY, not the country!

Our other neighbors [who are right next to us, too] son is in a band. I don't have a problem with that, but their garage isn't sound proofed, and a few times every week, they'll play. It's LOUD, to say the least.

Sorry for ranting.. but I can say I know how you feel. We really, really want to move too.. but the neighbors really do make it hard to sell a house.