Hi Eliot, this is Pepper Jack. I just wanted to let you know that I understand completely how you feel! That gushy Peanut Butter gets all the girls and that Mr. Magoo has people from all over the world that think he is so cute! Well, what about guys like us? I think you are a very handsome guy and I think I'm not too bad either. Just because we are always busy and don't stop long enough for very many pictures they don't talk about us, huh? It's guys like you and me that take care of business so these fluffy, cute and onery cats can lay around for photo shoots! We are tracking bugs and killing mice (even if they are toy) and just generally keeping things up. I don't want to be one of those fluffy or royal kitties. I like being the good ole boy and I like you too!!!
Your Buddy
Pepper Jack