Heee. Eddie and Rizzo must be long-lost cousins. Sounds like Rizzo’s seal fetish…except Rizzo brings his “catches” downstairs to us instead of upstairs! Last night we found FOUR stuffed animals downstairs. A new record. Three seals and a bunny! No wonder we got no sleep last night. He WAAAIILLLLSS the whole time he’s carrying one of his critters.

Eddie, I always knew you were a bright boy. You’re just trying to tell Blondie that if she REALLY loved you, she’d figure out a way to play with you in her sleep, aren’t you?