Sorry but LOL!! I know it hurts and what a pain but the visual is funny. Maybe if you recently got a trim they used something new in the shop and that is what is attracting the little boogers! You know how wierd cats can be...once they got started they realized they were having fun aggravating you and getting lots of attention! Hopefully they will quit soon. Maybe you put pantyhose on your head at night before you go to bed and see if that helps. If you do can we have a picture?

I hope you know I'm just playing!