LizzieLou, of course you are welcome! Let me show you around. Over there is the bar - and in the opposite corner see the fireplace with the comfy chairs all around it? Over there is the pinball machine, but we had to unplug it because Mario just went nuts.

Mario? you ask? Oh, Mario is our pet monkey mascot that Willie has allowed to visit us. Don't be frightened, he likes to pick in your hair. Give him a beer or a cherry and he is your friend for life!

Up there? Oh, those are the rafters and once in a while, well, uh, hang around for a while and you will understand why "things" are hanging from the rafters.

Now that door goes into the Lost and Found. I would just gently suggest that you never lose anything here - because you do not want to go into that room!

Come on, sit down, order your favorite drink - tell us about yourself!