Dad getz carried away wiffa LOUD buttin
onna TeeVee Re-mote, too!

Anna Fiur Skanner Radio! Dat'z ALLUZ set purdy "loud" ...
so if IT'z *yappin* wiff Cop-Talk - da TeeVee getz *kranked* ta
drown out da Skanner...

Den da REEL "Pet Peeve" ...
Dad fallin a-sleep wiffa finner onna Re-mote Channel Changur Buttin!


Eber try ta *watch* a neet kommercial wiff Aminalz doin sumpin kute...
While da durn TeeVee is flippin thru allua channelz
Lickity-Split!??

DAD! WAKE UP an Quit Dat!!