You are talking to the clutz of all clutzes.... I have numerous scars on my hands from cutting myself. I managed to cut my left index finger 3 TIMES in the exact same spot, doing the exact same thing.... cutting apples! I'm no longer allowed to cut apples. I also am the only person I know who has cut her RIGHT thumb when she was, in fact, RIGHT handed. The logistics just don't make sense. I have driven home with a soda can on top of my car. I have walked into doors, pulled when I should have pushed, and cracked my head on numerous objects. I have never been without bruises and/or scars. My gf keeps telling me she's gonna start wrapping me in bubble wrap.... I don't get it............