Barli says:

Come live with me and be my cat
And we will show these humans that
True love is made for kitties fair
Whose eyes may shine beyond compare

And I will fetch thee mousies red
And let you sleep on mommy's head
And we shall dine on tuna steaks
And break our fasts with ice cream cakes

And we shall watch the birdies fly!
Stare down their antics from the sky
And if ever I should catch a bird
You'll have it, dear, upon my word

We shall live in orangie bliss!
I've saved you my best nosie kiss
Oh glad am I, if you agree
To be my love, and stay with me

(Barli's mom, here. Don't listen to him, Scout, honey. He's not allowed to have tuna; it upsets his tummy. Ice cream cakes are *totally* out of the question. And no one's sleeping on my head!)