Originally posted by RICHARD

... I broke out the shedding blade and
began to groom Edward.

I was in the process of picking up the stray hair
when I noticed a foreign object on the floor...

It was a piece of cat poop
that was Ed flung out of the cat box...
Uhhhhhh...

"It was a piece of cat poop
that was Ed flung out of the cat box"

Sez WHO??

MayHapz it was a Kling-On -

that was DIS-lodged by your Eager GROOMING??

Better be able to show KLAW-Printz on said Kat Poop
affore accuzing Da Kat of bein a Poop-FLINGER!