Go to large clean bowl of water on basement floor. Splash water around, lick feet, repeat. Step #2 walk into litterpan of WalMart clumping litter with wet feet...repeat 1st step. Make sure feet are thoroughly cleaned off in water bowl again while other cats sit and watch. Walk through litter again...keep splashing, and walking through litter until thirst has been satisfied, and bowl is full of liquid grey slime. Watch as weary human trudges away to refill bowl with clean water. Chuckle quietly to catself about what a slimy mess is all over the floor too. Start all over again.