"MOM, COME HERE QUICK!!"


"Rascal, what is it?"

"Moommmmm, the talker box started talking while you were gone. It's from Max and Speckles BUTT...LER.
I wasn't sure what to do so I made Anna and Emma bow real low while we listened to it. Wow! They have a BUTT...LER??"

"Hmmm, let me listen to the message, Rascal."

"Rascal, Max and Speckles live with our friend, Slick. They had their BUTT.....LER call to say they won't be here at the BBQ in July."

"Well, Mom, I'm kinda glad cause they sound real, well, you know, outta our league. We are just regular 'ol orange tabbys. They sound pretty royal to me."

"Oh, Rascal, I am sure that Max and Speckles are lovely and they wanted to R.S.V.P. properly."

"Oh, O.K., Mom. But, Mom? What's a BUTT........LER????"