Dear Eddie,
I am responding to your letter because I too have a mewomie that doesn't understand the vital importance of inter-species friendships. I went to visit the chipmunk that lives under our porch and when he came out to greet me, Meowmie jumped up and returned me to the house too!
They don't understand the gentle balance we cats must play in the world's inter-special politics! Better luck next time Eddie.
Regards,
Pouncer

LOL! Poor Eddie. I bet Miss Edwina didn't appreciate being suddenly sent back to the house after Eddie decided to wrestle with Chippie!