HERBERT:
I knew someone would. I knew that somewhere out there...
[music]
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I--
HERBERT:
...there must be... someone...
FATHER:
Stop that! Stop that! Stop it! Stop it! Who are you?
HERBERT:
I'm your son!
FATHER:
No, not you.
LAUNCELOT:
Uh, I am Sir Launcelot, sir.
HERBERT:
He's come to rescue me, Father.
LAUNCELOT:
Well, let's not jump to conclusions.
FATHER:
Did you kill all those guards?
LAUNCELOT:
Uh... Oh, yes. Sorry.
FATHER:
They cost fifty pounds each!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I'm awfully sorry. Um, I really can explain everything.
HERBERT:
Don't be afraid of him, Sir Launcelot. I've got a rope all ready.

FATHER:
You killed eight wedding guests in all!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, uh, you see, the thing is, I thought your son was a lady.
FATHER:
I can understand that.
HERBERT:
Hurry, Sir Launcelot! Hurry!
FATHER:
Shut up! You only killed the bride's father, that's all!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I really didn't mean to...
FATHER:
Didn't mean to?! You put your sword right through his head!
LAUNCELOT:
Oh, dear. Is he all right?
FATHER:
You even kicked the bride in the chest! This is going to cost me a fortune!
LAUNCELOT:
Well, I can explain. I was in the forest, um, riding north from Camelot, when I got this note, you see--
FATHER:
Camelot? Are you from, uh, Camelot?
HERBERT:
Hurry, Sir Launcelot!
LAUNCELOT:
Uh, I am a Knight of King Arthur, sir.
FATHER:
Very nice castle, Camelot. Uh, very good pig country.
LAUNCELOT:
Is it?
HERBERT:
Hurry! I'm ready!
FATHER:
Would you, uh, like to come and have a drink?
LAUNCELOT:
Well, that-- that's, uh, awfully nice of you,...
HERBERT:
I am ready!
LAUNCELOT:
...um, I mean to be so understanding.
[thonk]
Um,...
[woosh]
HERBERT:
Oooh!
LAUNCELOT:
...I'm afraid when I'm in this idiom, I sometimes get a bit, uh, sort of carried away.
FATHER:
Oh, don't worry about that.
HERBERT:
Oooh!
[splat]

Somewhere a little later the king goes
"Now let's not bicker and argue over who killed who" lmao




Ash: I got news for you pal. You ain't leadin but two things right now, Jack and S***, and Jack left town. - Army Of Darkenss

Ash: Give me some sugar, baby. - Army Of Darkness

Ash: Groovy. - Army Of Darkness

Ash: Hail to the king, baby. - Army Of Darkness
I LOVE that movie. I own it

i like "
clone ash?:Swallow your soul swallow your soul!
ash: shallow this"

And then the part with the book he has to find in the woods..I don't remember the quote..to lazy to look it up