Originally posted by binka_nugget
Another Harry Potter one:
Ron (half asleep): "spiders! spiders want me to tap dance... I don't want to tap dance"
Harry: "you tell those spiders!"
Ron: "I'll tell the spiders"
LMAO! I remember that one. Haha.

Some of mine are..

"He roped a couple of sea turtles.
Aye, sea turtles.
What did he use for rope?
Human hair...
From my back."
-POTC

"Elizabeth... it would never have worked between us darling. I'm sorry... Will... nice hat."
- Jack Sparrow, POTC

"Why thank ye, Jack.
You're welcome.
Oh, not you. We named the monkey Jack."
-- Captain Barbossa, POTC

There's lots more.. I just need to think.