Work called too soon - so I missed my drink.

But I have stopped in again today....now let me think of a good joke for you all and then I will order.........


OK will this count?

Signs Grandma's Dealing Drugs
When she offers you a home-baked cookie, she says, "Go ahead, honey -- the first one's free."

When she says "d-bag," she ain't talking' feminine hygiene.

"My, what a lot of rolling papers you have, Grandma!" "Yes, my dear, the better to -- hey, wait a minute... are you a nark?"

Spends her days hangin' on the corner by the pay phone, sippin' on a 40 of Ensure.

Most grandmothers drive with their turn signals on, but not in a lime-green Lincoln Navigator with tinted windows, 24-karat gold trim and slammin' subwoofers.

Constantly complains about her health -- still no glaucoma, dammit!

Last time she made brownies, you woke up three days later in the baboon enclosure at the San Diego Zoo.

The local cops are arresting everyone with lipstick on their cheeks.







I would love a slushy drink. I understand that they have a kick and today I am in need of a kick!

Actually Ice Cream is one of my top two food groups! If it is Chocolate Ice Cream it is #1 with me!