Originally posted by thelmalu99
Hello everybody! Wow, you guys get this place going early! 
I thought this was the Thursday evening hang out spot?
Welcome! Come right on in and make yourself comfortable. Only rule is leave the attitude at the door. Everyone is here for a good time and not to think about the cares of the world. The bar opens on Wednesdays for the benefit of the other time zones.
Richard is the best barkeep I've ever known but watch out for those slushies. They have a "kick". Oh yes, and watch out for Mario the Monkey and don't feed him too many cherries. 
Just step up to the bar and place your order. I'm going into the back to see if there are any leftover BBQ ribs from yesterday.
Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways, champagne in one hand and strawberries in the other, body thoroughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming WOO HOO - What a Ride!
--unknown
Sometimes the most real things in the world are the things we can't see
--Polar Express
Until one has loved an animal, part of their soul remains unawakened.
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