This thread is turning out to be fun after all! LOL! The day my son got married his best man and ushers met here before leaving for the church. They were all wearing black tuxes. I told them I hoped they didn't have to sit down! LOL! I did spread a towel over a kitchen chair for one of them, but I can't remember now who it was. Come to think of it, I bet even my towels have hairs on them.