They've never had women's toilets at Glastonbury??! You are joking!! I thought there was a legal requirement to provide separate toilets.

You've just reminded me of an experience I have tried very hard to forget for a number of years now. (Don't worry, I'm not going to get too graphic.) We were at Le Mans a few years ago and stayed in one of the camp sites at the circuit. Now you can appreciate that more men than women attend this type of event, and consequently the queues were longer at the "Hommes" than the "Dames". The British men and German men (who seem to be the biggest contingents other than the French) wait in the queue. Do the French men? No. no, NO - I think not - and the state of them! Let's just say I will NEVER, EVER again put myself in the position of sharing a toilet with 10,000 Frenchmen.

And as for a urinal the length of two football pitches ... Ugh, I'm away to lie down now. I need a green, ill-looking emoticon.