There is a great internet cartoon about what a woman did with the remote..........but I don't think it is appropriate to post - even in the Dog House.

You know Nicole, I think what I would have done is just shove some chips and dip at them occasionally and gone about my own way.

And Richard, now we know why you don't have a wife! You won't share

I have those same remotes (and being divorced) they are MINE ALL MINE...........and even though I had to write down the instructions I can now whip around those babies and turn everything on!

But I had to have a 'GUY' show me how to use them. Guess that doesn't count as success.