lol oh I dont cook the meat in the microwave! I cook it on the stove I just defrost it in the microwave. our microwave is so darn old, you ant even make microwave popcorn inm it lol I tried that once, it took 5 minuts to cook half the popcorn and burn the rest that thing is from the 80's it takes twice as long to cook anything that a modern mirowave takes lol