My favorites:

As the Stomach Turns *the general yazz I hear about on a daily basis* This weeks episode includes: The police blocking off my street to arrest some guy walking down the road (6 cop cars!) and some people fighting at the laundromat across the street.

As the Idiots Babble *People at work * Highlights : The boss is an idget and heres why (blah blah blah), my life sucks because...*Fill in the blank*

LOL my life is far more interesting than what they can come up with on TV. Im going to write it down and make a show about it!