OMG! I'm loving this thread!!! I'M NOT ALONE! No one is allowed in my house with out lots of advance notice! The one room of carpet is stained and all other rooms are full of whirling and twirling hair weeds! If you sit on ANYTHING in the living room you will be instantly covered in hair! The joke when we moved in here was that hubby wasn't allowed in the living room. I finally had a room that I could keep nice in case company came but now it is the cat room! They completely took it over and hubby still isn't allowed to use it! There are little hairballs on the ceiling and lets not even talk about the hair fairies that live on the fan blades!!
We have sandy beaches, furry furniture, hairballs galore, puke, hairy window screens, cat fights, cat howling, drive by's, general chaos on any given day and every meal is served with a small portion of fur on the side! Ain't life grand??!!