Originally posted by catnapper
OMG!
Am I off my mark, or would this be the same thing:

"Dear Prudence, My husband of three years has this annoying habit of farting, burping and using foul language that I find innapproriate in any setting. Yet he refuses to rein in his habits. I love my husband but these habits are such a turnoff. What can I do? ~Wishing to be burp free

Dear Wishing,
You should trade him in immediately! Some crazy women actually tolerate this kind of behavior. Please toss away a good marriage over this silly male behavior!"
*grin* Mm, you might not be too far off the mark. Like I said, I read this column regularly (largely for the pleasure of disagreeing), and she generally seems to be in the "Honor your commitments as long as it makes you happy" camp.