OMG! How stupid can TWO people be?


Am I off my mark, or would this be the same thing:

"Dear Prudence, My husband of three years has this annoying habit of farting, burping and using foul language that I find innapproriate in any setting. Yet he refuses to rein in his habits. I love my husband but these habits are such a turnoff. What can I do? ~Wishing to be burp free

Dear Wishing,
You should trade him in immediately! Some crazy women actually tolerate this kind of behavior. Please toss away a good marriage over this silly male behavior!"