In southern Kentucky I think 1 or 2 tornadoes touched down in counties close to where I live. In my hometown (southern Tennessee) I know of @ least one little girl who was killed and there wasn another possible death. Power is still out in some of my friends houses.
Two guys are out walking their dogs and decide to stop and get a drink from a pub. "Hey! we can't go in there w/ our dogs!" The other guy replies "Just follow my lead."
He puts on his sumglasses and walks into the bar. A waitress tops him saying, "You can't bring that Doberman in here!"
Cooly, the guy replies, "He's my seeing eye dog."
So the second guy, catching on, puts on his shades and boldy walks in. The same waitress stops him as well.
"You can't bring that dog in here!"
"He's my seeing eye dog", the man replies nervously.
"A chihuahua"
The man thinks a minute, then replies, "THEY GAVE ME A CHIHUAHUA!?!¿"
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