I have a gravity fetish..

[mahayana]

I have a fascination with gravity, too.

A few years ago I was at the top of a 20' ladder, renailing some siding, when I noticed an empty wasp nest hanging under the peak. Proceeded to knock it down with my framing hammer, then a cloud of wasps flew in my face, I took one step backwards...

Ah, gravity! I landed on my back, head just inches from a brick sidewalk. Spent the next week or two (I forget) taking Tylenol 2 with codeine, and muscle relaxers.

You do know that the extraterrestrials have anti-grav? That's how their saucers hover silently when they borrow humans for their research. Wish they'd let us in on the technology! (look how good we've done with fire, electricity, radio, TV, atomic energy, the internet, religion, all their other gifts!)