Deer Miz Antipam and Snooty katz,

I dunno if I'd like da klassz 'cept fer mebye da kuddles part. Kin we jis skip straight 2 dat? I also likez my nose skritched. I sitz reeel still when mom doz dat 2 me. I also likez 2 tunnel under da bed sheetz. Datz reel fun 'cept fer when Momz tryin' to sleepz. She sez my softy fur tickles her legs and wakez her up. She thinkz sumpinz in bedz with her and der iz, itz me! 'Cept she didn't knowz itz me and she thinkz itz a spiderz or sumpinz.

Speakkin of spiderz, ya wanna know whut I doz dat totally grossz Mom out? I like to pick up dead bugz and carry 'em around. I doz it jis cos it makez Mom squeal. Ohh..and one timez, a fishy jumped outta the 'quarium and Mom didn't know it. I found it fer her but she didn't appreciate it. She squealedz so I chased her around with it in my mouf. I thinkz itz funny when she squealz. Da fishy wuz all dried and krispy. I toldz her we couldz putz him back inz but she didn't think so. Anywayz, she madez Gramma take itz awayz from me.

I getta go visit Gramma tomorrow! Mom and I are gonna drive therez. I don't mindz kar ridez at allz. I likez to sitz on Mom's shoulder and watch. We hafta go thru da border patrol check point and therez dis one guy who luvz me. He sez I iz reel cute. He usta have bunniez when he wuz youngerz. Oh! and anudder thingz I likez aboutz kar rides, Mom singz me da bunny kar-song. It goez, "Ridin' along in my automobile...My bunny beside me at the wheel." Neither one of us knowz anymore of da song so we jis sing dat part a few timez.

Well, Mom jis pulled out the dirty clothez bazket. I think I'm gonna go roll in 'em. I like 2 do datz.

So goodbyez Miz Antipam and Snooty katz. Lemme know whut you think aboutz jis havin' klassz in kuddling and skritchin.

Luv, Sophie Bunny

PS Kin I jis hava nibblez outta da applez? Dez yummyz!

(Sophie's Mom here...yes, the fish/bug story is TRUE! lol)

[ October 10, 2001: Message edited by: zippy-kat ]