I hope that things are able to settle down to a routine with your mom so you get to spend a little more time with us . Oh, forgive me for saying such a selfish thing, but when you are not around, we miss you so much. I'm absolutely addicted to your wit and self effacing humor, and really need to know what is going on with the brown eyed girl.

Now that you have switched to Comcast, having started on AOL, you can convince me to take the plunge.