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  1. 05-24-2004, 02:38 PM #241
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    My glasses, a book
    And a cat in my armpit
    Beat a sleeping pill!
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

    I laugh, therefore? I am.

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  2. 05-25-2004, 01:18 PM #242
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    Klingon on Connor
    Try to catch him but it's gone
    Bare feet will find it

    Thanks Kay for my great sig & avatar!!!
    Kissy 1993 (?) - 13 Oct 2005. Always in my heart.
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    "It's a matter of taking the side of the weak against the strong, something the best people have always done." Harriet Beecher-Stowe.
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  3. 05-25-2004, 01:33 PM #243
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    Furminology
    brings meaning to cat-isms
    we already knew!

    Julie was too slow
    Dingleberries from Connor
    Lie in wait for toes!

    Come Eliot, dear
    Love that elevator butt
    But prefer your nose.
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  4. 05-25-2004, 01:33 PM #244
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    Klingon 'tween my toes..
    Spock! Quick! get me a tissue...
    Why are you laughing?
    The secret of life is nothing at all
    -faith hill

    Hey you, don't tell me there's no hope at all -
    Together we stand
    Divided we fall.

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  5. 05-25-2004, 01:39 PM #245
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    Was the klingon warm?
    'tis much more satisfying
    than day old cold barf.
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  6. 05-25-2004, 01:44 PM #246
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    Klingons?????

    Captain's log, stardate...
    Wait! That's no captain's "log"! It's
    a little cat "log"!!!
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  7. 05-25-2004, 01:58 PM #247
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    What is the appeal
    of toilet humor and themes
    that I am drawn to?

    My kids are appalled
    at the antics of their mom
    orphans they are not!

    but alas my loves-
    it is the nurse within me
    that I can't deny

    Explains my intense
    fascination with body-
    part definitions
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  8. 05-25-2004, 02:06 PM #248
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    On the Klingon planet.

    SCOTTY! Beam me up!
    There is nothing but cat poop
    sand, ammonia here.


    Remember, it was ACM that boldly went where.......
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  9. 05-25-2004, 02:18 PM #249
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    I ponder the word
    to one it conjures Star Trek-
    medicine to me

    I ponder the mind
    is Richard more ether'al?
    the gutter holds mine?
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  10. 05-25-2004, 02:34 PM #250
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    It's a man's job....

    From the kittie's rear
    To boldly go where no man...
    WAIT! I clean Ed's box!!!!
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    I should know better
    This thread is best pondered
    Long after lunchtime!
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  12. 05-25-2004, 02:54 PM #252
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    Time keeps on ticking, ticking, ticking....

    Originally posted by Twink
    I should know better
    This thread is best pondered
    Long after lunchtime!
    When is the right time
    to peruse the Cat Haiku
    thread, Early or late?????
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  13. 05-25-2004, 03:39 PM #253
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    Oh poop!

    Sulu! Scan that, Quick!!
    Captain, It's not a Klingon-
    Its a "CATSTEROID"!


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  14. 05-26-2004, 07:13 AM #254
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    Cidadas, what fun
    Easier than birds
    And everywhere
    mmm crunchy too
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  15. 05-28-2004, 06:06 PM #255
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    Three day holiday!

    Waiting for my dad,
    watching from the front screen door.
    A three day weekend!
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