Dictionary of Furminology

OK Meg - you asked for it!
THE BUTT BATH MANUAL - FULLY ILLUSTRATED EDITION

Get the tub half full of nice warm water:


This is the hardest part - catching the cat. He KNOWS by now what is about to happen. It is cat sonar or something, no matter how casual I act:



Ok, this is the headlock. No he is NOT being tortured, I have well padded knees and a good grip on his back half.


Dip the smelly back side into the warm water, lift up and shampoo, lower and rinse well. He actually relaxes when he feels the nice warm water


Dry with a fluffy towel and tell him how good he is!


Now, was THAT so bad? Well, Eliot is sulking for the next hour, but he DOES smell better and the whole thing took about three minutes