Gravity..........no, let's keep it - we can fly later.

I wished I had more of that last weekend.

My three year old niece managed to put her arm through a ladder back chair at the ice cream store...........and got stuck.

Trying to be ever so calm, I asked the lady if she had any liquid detergent in the store.........she did....we greased.........and arm came unstuck.

The next event was even better.........again the three year old terror somehow managed to push the EXACT two buttons on my alarm system that sets off the emergency siren.

I raced and turned off the alarm. However, it isn't quite that easy with an alarm system........you have to "reset" it and that takes some doing - crawling around in the basement, reaching the main electrical outlet and then going into the locked panel and doing some stuff in there. Did all that and my phone rings and the doorbell rings at the same time..........Alarm company........am I alright???

Send them off reassured and two seconds later my doorbell rings again.........my neighbors........am I alright???

I would have liked some heavy duty gravity to keep my niece's bottom in a chair for two or three seconds.

I was exhausted.

It is a good thing these two kids won't be able to get together.........heaven only knows what a 21 month old and 36 month old could cook up together!