Leslie,

I called AGAIN this morning. The @#$%*&! cop asked me why I didn't put him out with the trash last night!!!

He then put me through to the DPW at which time I got a voicemail. I left my name and number (totally pissed off at this point) and have decided to bury him myself in the backyard after dark tonight. The guy on the first floor has absolutely NO say in what should and should NOT be planted/buried in the yard, as he is only a tenant.

So, Sweet Dude will have a final resting place, other than my trash can.