Deer Misser Buddy Boy~

My Mom sez dat she'd rather study da tabloids. She don't kare 2 much 4 Shakey-speare. She sez alotta wordz I ain't allowed 2 repeatz when she studyz him. She dozn't like da way he portrayz da fee-mail karakterz. But more den dat, she sez dat allz the komedez soundz da same and allz da historikalz soundz da same. She sed she'd rathur studyz Milton or Chaucer. I dunno who they iz but I really dunno who Shakey-speare is either. Allz I know iz Mom letz me chew her Shakey-speare bookz and I like dat.

Well, tellz yer Mom hi fer me. Mom sez I gotta get offa here cos itz time fer us to klean my kage.

Bye Misser Buddy Boy.
Luv, Sophie Bunny