Leaning on the open door here Jonza!!

Originally posted by Randi
The song of today is: "Needles and pins" (Hollies)

Start singing!
Was it the Hollies Randi - I remember the Searchers singing it!!

I found the ideal tool for knocking nails in is a pair of nut crackers!
Butter knives were surely meant to be used as screwdrivers - they seem to fit the slots in the screws better.

I think I qualify as one of those Brits., that end up in hospital. Some years ago I was cleaning the kitchen windows - by standing on the sink (ladders? too easy!!) and I fell off and broke my foot. At the hospital some doctor asked me what I was doing and I couldn't help buy reply 'TAP dancing'!! (get it? Sink - Tap! Oopps sorry that'll be faucet for you Americans!!)
He obviously had his funny bone removed at birth -
I eventually explained what had happened - and yes he wanted to know why I didn't use ladders - so I told him - I hate heights!
You see the problem is - I'm a nutter!

--101 people since 1999 have had broken parts of plastic toys pulled out of the soles of their feet. --

Have you ever knelt or stood on a piece of Lego? They hurt like........hell!!

Lynne