I've received three tickets in my lifetime. One I know I truly deserved. (70 mph in a 55 zone ) I was in a hurry to get home after a bad day and just wasn't paying attention to how fast I was going. But the guy was nice and only wrote me for doing 10 over instead of 15.

The other two.... urgh... 5 miles over on country roads. Tried to fight those and lost. ah well.