Pouncer you are pure nawtee! I think your pulling some leg around your house! I bet you make those sweet little faces, and meow in pain while holding your sad little bandaged paw in the air so you can get all that attention!!
I think maybe Dudley the Duck took your picture so he could throw all the suspicion off of himself. I'm sure there was a fly or something and you just had a momentary lapse of pain. Right?