Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary
Dear Rizz,

Would you like to go halfies on a hitman ? Two birds (snicker)with one stone so to speak????

I feel your pain.....

Edwina
Dear Edwina,

It’s the perfect plan, but Mom has threatened to cut off my tuna supply if anything suspicious happens to Stupid.

Hey, you have experience with this sort of thing. How many times do I have to smack this dumb kid before he shapes up and realizes that it’s MY house and MY people? He’ll figure it out soon, right?

Hopefully,
Rizzo