Cats are a lot more reliable then any man I have found to date!
They never ask me what time I am going to bed, never leave the house, never ask "what's for dinner?" or "who was that on the phone?", they don't drink beer or pass gas (and laugh about it)...I could go on and on.. I find them a lot easier to please than men and a lot less fussy! (OK guys, don't get offended... it just a funny hardie har-har!)