Originally posted by Edwina's Secretary

... I would buy one cup of chocolate ice cream (for me )
and two cups of vanilla.
Back to my car I would go followed by puzzled looks --
until the dogs popped up their heads for the ice cream!

Dad knowez ALL About "da puzzled looks"...

We Three went to da Baskin-Robbins fur their "Free Skoop Day"
aftur someone thoughtfully posted here about dat event...

BIG Krowd - so Dad sed fur us to *wait* inna kar an he went in
to gather da treets...

"Wun Mint Chawka-Chippie - inna Kone;
and TWO 'Nillas in KUPz, pleeze."

"Here ya go...
Oh! Don't furget your SPOONs, sir!"

"Oh, that's OK - don't need em...
These two are just for the KIDS."

*DEAD SILENCE* and *EVIL* Stares from the assembled multitude!
(rotten parent)

OMG! Dad stutters:
"HEY - the "KIDS" are my two DAWGS!!"

Gud Thing we "popped up" inna back seat -
there were 50 pair of *eyes* following Dad outta da store!