Originally posted by Barbara


Another question: Does Dudley the infamous duck have teeth? Or do you think he got himself some toothpicks to add the marks in the flipflops?
Ah, but that "duck" thing is just a cover. A disguise. No one ever blames the cute little duck, you know! And that broad, flat bill? Harmless. Riiiiiiiiiight.

According to my sealish sources, no one knows what "Dudley" really is, underneath all of the fluff and doggy drool. My theory is that he's really a baracuda. That would explain the pointy teeth marks, anyway!