calling A&P Detectives!!

[Cataholic]

AHA! You walked right into my plan! I KNEW this was a set up! I knew it! And, NOW, we intend to file charges against YOU for something I will make up later. Unfair display of a flip flop, maybe?

I will no longer represent you, unless you want to hire me to defend you against Corkscrews' charges against you? For $2.99/hr?

And, please consider this offical notice of our intent to call you as a NONcharacter witness!

Why, I never....

[Uabassoon]

How about if you represent me and instead of the $2.99 an hour I'll pay you with Tibby bellyrubs?

[catnapper]

My Uba, that sounds like a bribe to me! This scandal is getting way out of hand! All for a pair of $3 flip-flops. *shakes head in sorrow*

[Uabassoon]

All for a pair of $3 flip-flops. *shakes head in sorrow*

I wish it were only one pair of $3 flip-flops! try 10 pairs of $3 flip-flops! That's right he's cost me $30 in sandals. Money does not grow on trees!

[catnapper]

Uba... there's an Old Navy Outlet by me... they charge 1.00 - 1.50 for those flip flops (I know, 'cause we've got several pairs!) Would you like me to pick some up for you? That way he can ruin 3 pairs for the cost of one!

[Cataholic]

Money? This is about MONEY to you? Are you an attorney? Then, it can't be about money....he he he.

You are worried about flip flops? We are talking MUCH bigger things here, sweetie. Constitutional Rights, Freedom of Expression, Civil Liberties!

Maybe he just didn't like your choice of flip flops? I don't even know how you can wear them..they HURT between the toes. Maybe Corkscrew was a bit more concerned about your foot health than you were (and, btw, he wanted to address the foot odor, too).

As to Tilly belly rubs..I am thinking that over...it just might work.

[catcrazylady]

I still think that if it turns out not to be Dudley the Duck then Uabasson chewed her own shoes! I'm just certain that adorable Corkscrew had nothing to do with it! Beside she just tried to offer the lawyer a bribe of Tibby bellyrubs. Sounds fishy to me!!!

[sirrahbed]

Must I remind everyone of Corkscrew's impeccable reputation? Why, he was chosen as one of our very own Cat of the Day celebrities! This is not an honor bestowed on just any cat! No! Only the "creme de la creme"!
Look at this animal - take a good look - do you see a kitty capable of doing the malicious deeds of which he is accused?

May it never, never be!

[rpcathouse]

Who ever has chewed on the flip-flop has been here also. The plastic shower curtian liner has the same kind of punture marks in it. They run up and down the liner. So the invisiable hole puncher has made their rounds. One day they will be caught and then.... we will have to just wait and see.

Stella

[Uabassoon]

Don't let that cute Cat of the Day picture fool you! Corkscrew uses his good looks to get away with everything. But I assure you, he really is a terror!

[sirrahbed]

Originally posted by Uabassoon
Don't let that cute Cat of the Day picture fool you!

mmmmm....come to think of it...on closer inspection of meowmie's avatar...YES! I can see her teeth! They are definitely NOT pointy! I think this rules out Uabassoon as a suspect! The marks on the flipflop are decidedly pointy!!!

A&P - can you check Dudley's teeth???

[Barbara]

Originally posted by Uabassoon
Don't let that cute Cat of the Day picture fool you! Corkscrew uses his good looks to get away with everything. But I assure you, he really is a terror!

Everyone can see that he has been provoked badly

However I am not sure whether I would trust that lawyer (or any lawyer BTW). Looks as if she can be bribed far to easily

Another question: Does Dudley the infamous duck have teeth? Or do you think he got himself some toothpicks to add the marks in the flipflops?

[Twink]

Originally posted by Barbara


Another question: Does Dudley the infamous duck have teeth? Or do you think he got himself some toothpicks to add the marks in the flipflops?

Ah, but that "duck" thing is just a cover. A disguise. No one ever blames the cute little duck, you know! And that broad, flat bill? Harmless. Riiiiiiiiiight.

According to my sealish sources, no one knows what "Dudley" really is, underneath all of the fluff and doggy drool. My theory is that he's really a baracuda. That would explain the pointy teeth marks, anyway!

[sirrahbed]

A&P- have you checked Dudley's teeth yet???

[lat192004]

lol, thanks for the pictures......I would say the kitty is guilty of temporary insanity-blame it on the full moon.