Money? This is about MONEY to you? Are you an attorney? Then, it can't be about money....he he he.

You are worried about flip flops? We are talking MUCH bigger things here, sweetie. Constitutional Rights, Freedom of Expression, Civil Liberties!

Maybe he just didn't like your choice of flip flops? I don't even know how you can wear them..they HURT between the toes. Maybe Corkscrew was a bit more concerned about your foot health than you were (and, btw, he wanted to address the foot odor, too).

As to Tilly belly rubs..I am thinking that over...it just might work.