Awwww, won’t Barli be thrilled to know that he has a fan club! Of course, then he’ll just run to the door and yell in cattish: “Ha ha, stupid Door Monster! I have a fan club, and YOU don’t!!!” And Rizzo will get even more depressed, and go lie down on the washing machine and look glum like he did last night.

Seriously, if I ever manage to get a really GOOD picture of Barliman, you guys are just gonna die. He’s too cute for words. He looks like a stuffed animal. Last night, he was sitting on the loft stairs, framed by the greenery we have on the railing, with his tail curled around him, batting his eyelashes. It was just disgusting. And I’m not even an orangie fan, particularly! Sirrabed, this guy would have you wrapped around his little paw in no time flat!